Posts Categorized: Eyes Wide Shut

Eyes Wide Shut: Pregnant for Press

14, 2012 9:00am

1. This beloved country star/actress has been hiding a secret tattoo obsession! The inked 60-something singer-songwriter likes to show skin, but her strategically placed art is always covered up! Who is she? (National Enquirer)
2. This celebrity relationship might have started out as a publicity stunt but it is quickly becoming legitimate. After all the faking it for the cameras, the two had a slip-up and actually hooked up, but only once. Now, the couple is pregnant and deciding what to do about that. Either way, it should mean lots of press for both stars. (Blind Gossip)
3. They have passed the five-year point, so the marriage is over! They are living separately, their public appearances as a couple are down to once or twice a month (tops), and any time together is as much about keeping the child/ren connected to the whole family as it is to be seen together for the paparazzi.

Here’s the timing for the announcement of the split: He has two big projects this year. She has already agreed to chip in and help promote the first project with red carpet appearances and positive interview mentions. If that occurs (and we believe it will), the official split will be announced during the summer lull. If she takes an additional payout and waits until after the second release, the announcement will be made approximately New Years 2013. (Blind Gossip)

My guesses:
1. Dolly Parton
2. I can’t decide whether it’s Kim Kardashian and Kanye West or Lea Michele and Cory Monteith
3. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Eyes Wide Shut: Theme Park Twit

31, 2012 9:00am

1. Which Grammy winner’s marriage ended because his young wife desperately wanted kids and he was dead-set against it? The New York-based singer-songwriter is already a papa of one, and refused to have more kids. So his wife flew the coop! (National Enquirer)
2. This D list (Z list?) former child star is currently in the process of starting his own religion. He’s claiming to have visions and knows when the end of the world is. He currently has about five followers. (BuzzFoto)
3. This teenage heartthrob was recently in the Magic Kingdom and he and his friends had a great time laughing and being generally obnoxious. It’s understandable for his age we guess, but making kids cry kind of crosses the line for us. The worst thing about his behavior was the ‘contest’ the group devised which involved seeing who could pop the most balloons of other guests, especially those tied to strollers. (BuzzFoto)

My guesses:
1. Billy Joel
2. No clue, but Blind Gossip readers seem to think it’s Danny Bonaduce.
3. I don’t think this is Justin Bieber, so I’m going to say Cody Simpson.

Eyes Wide Shut: Charitable Comedian Clamors for Confidentiality

24, 2012 8:30am

1. What TV star and separated single mom has turned to a popular dating website to find Mr. Right? The gorgeous 40-something actress is tired of dating social-climbing Hollywood actors and vapid Malibu millionaires, so she set up a profile using a photo of one her nonfamous friends! (National Enquirer)
2. This very popular East Coast comedian was photographed heading into a local soup kitchen in NY to do some service last week. When he saw the photographer, he offered to pay him for the photos because he didn’t want to publicize his work at the shelter. He claims that if it gets out in the press, he wouldn’t be able to serve his community as freely. The photographer agreed to delete the photos and the comedian’s secret is safe. (BuzzFoto)
3. Which blonde female pop star, who’s busy planning her wedding, might just be planning a baby shower first? (Blind Gossip)

My guesses:
1. Courteney Cox
2. Jerry Seinfeld?
3. Britney Spears

Eyes Wide Shut: Platonic-in-Private Paramours

17, 2012 8:30am

1. This celebrity couple have been living together for the last three years. They’ve become more like roommates, rather than lovers. He demands half the rent each month from her and they now sleep in separate rooms. The arrangement seems to work well for both, since they reportedly have no plans to change. (Blind Gossip)
2. This A-list actor, probably one of the biggest names in the biz, has an unusual hobby. He loves to attend drum circles in his local town. He goes at least monthly, if not more and loves hanging out with the people and enjoying the music and the community. (BuzzFoto)
3. This semi-retired supermodel is finally ready to kick her cheating, good-for-nothing husband to the curb! The still-sexy catwalk queen and mother of two has turned the other cheek for many years, but the last straw was when her hunky hubby started canoodling with one of her girlfriends! Who is she? (Blind Gossip via National Enquirer)

My guesses:
1. John Krasinski and Emily Blunt
2. Just for fun, Johnny Depp
3. Cindy Crawford

Eyes Wide Shut: Jersey Shore Courtship

10, 2012 8:00am

1. So, this very solid A-list movie actor who has rocketed to almost A+ status in the past year has had a series of gorgeous girlfriends. Back to back to back they have been B+ or A list actresses. Anyway, it seems that our actor is not above getting a little male action on the side. Never a main course, but always on the side. He also prefers them younger than him. Our actor has been sending e-mails to a brand new A-list actor who is just getting started with his own franchise. The two actors have been communicating, and even gone out once or twice, but so far the young actor is resisting the advances of the A lister. (Crazy Days and Nights)
2. This source comes from the driver of a long time A list actor. According to the driver, it took 20 years until the actor actually asked the driver what his name was. (BuzzFoto)
3. What Jersey Shore star has been spending every penny he makes trying to impress one of his actress crushes from back in the day. She is now a C with A list name recognition, but the guy thinks she is at her back in the day prime (did she really have a prime?) Anyway, he coughs up dough and follows her around and she keeps demanding more. He has upped his fee for appearances just so he can keep up with her financial demands. He does say the sex is good. (Blind Gossip)

My guesses:
1. Bradley Cooper?
2. Jack Nicholson?
3. Vinny, with Meagan Goode as the actress

Eyes Wide Shut: Not Ready to Mingle

3, 2012 9:00am

1. Oscars: This former A list model and currently a reality star and single was not really ready to mingle. After getting way more drunk than she usually does she started making some calls and ended up calling her ex. Turns out he was out with someone. Well, actually because of the time difference they had already been out. Now was just the cleanup stage. Our model broke down in tears. (Blind Gossip)

2. According to a source, there is a very religious actor (probably B/C list now) that seeks out members of his faith in Hollywood and if they don’t follow the tenets of the faith, turns them in to local leaders. (BuzzFoto)

3. Which hip-hop mogul likes to give his plus-size mom and aunt his exclusive American Express Black Card to go on carte blanche spending sprees in New York City? The only problem is that the hefty ladies hit up swanky boutiques that never carry clothes in their sizes. (National Enquirer)

My guesses:
1. Heidi Klum
2. Blind Gossip readers seem to think it’s Danny Masterson, so I’ll go with that.
3. Jay-Z