Another week has begun and we’re no closer to finding out the origin of January Jones‘s mysterious baby. This bothers me. It’s Hollywood. Everybody knows everything about everything. How has this half-formed fetus not given an exclusive sit-down to Access Hollywood by now? We have to be content with little clues left here and there. Today we have a new clue: the child’s father is probably not Zach Galifianakis. Via E!:
Asked by the interviewer about a complimentary comment Jones made to the site, calling (Zach) the most “naturally funny” man she’d ever met, Galifianakis seemed completely baffled by her sweetness.
“That’s really funny because, if I remember correctly, she and I were very rude to each other. It was crazy,” he explains. “I was at a party—I’d never met her—and she was like, ‘Come sit down.’ So I sit at her table and talk for 10 minutes, and she goes, ‘I think it’s time for you to leave now.’ ”
“So, I say, ‘January, you are an actress in a show and everybody’s going to forget about you in a few years, so f–king be nice’ and I got up and left. And she thinks that’s funny?”
Probably! I mean, I think it’s funny. Really funny. But not everyone has as sophisticated and polished a sense of humor as I do. Fart joke fart joke wiener (adjusts ascot).
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