Zach Braff Wants to Touch You Gently

zach_braff_ugly_monsterWe have a little theory and it goes something like this: every guy named Zach or Zack is a dork. Zack Morris: dork. Zach Hanson: dork. Zachary Taylor: dork and useless president. Zack the Lego Maniac: I mean, come on. And the biggest dork of all is Zach Braff, what with his shitty comedy and furry old man nostrils and the like. Star reports (via Celebitchy):

Does Zach Braff have a casting couch? The Scrubs actor and director dated costars Mandy Moore and Sarah Chalke. But for his next movie, Swingles, Jennifer Aniston turned down a role when Zach asked for late-night meetings over wine and candlelight.

Now Cameron Diaz, who is also interested in the project, is getting leery of Zach.

“He hits on his costars,” a source tells Star. “He’s getting a bad reputation.”

Well, look on the bright side. At least Braff trying to rub his liver lips all over you is better than being in a movie called Swingles.

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