Quick, name three things that could have garnered Paris Hilton a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records. GO! 1) The most documented lip slips in history, 2) The most distance gotten out of an asinine catchphrase (That's hot, knocking What you talkin' 'bout, Willis to second place), or 3) The widest vagina ever measured. No? All wrong? She was named the Most Overrated Person? Yeah, that sounds about right.
The sleuths at TMZ report:
Ms. Hilton has made it into the 2007 Guinness Book of World Records, but it may not be for a reason she'd particularly enjoy. While Britney Spears or Tom Cruise were probably somewhere close behind, Paris takes the crown for our favorite record ever — Most Overrated Person.
A spokesperson for the book says it took its info from a number of magazine polls. Readers voted on their least favorite and most overrated celebrity and Hilton's name kept coming up on top.
You know what we think, Guinness? We think you're jealous. Nobody loves you anymore. What good is a picture of the world's fattest man to a bunch of Americans who can stop by the check-out line of their local Wal-Mart and see three five-hundred-pound men buying nothing but pork rinds and Mountain Dew? No good, we tells ya. You just wish you got as much attention as Paris, Guinness, ya big fat jealous baby. Maybe you should stop picking on the overrated people and start flashing your own gash everywhere for attention.
We don't know if Paris is overrated at MrSkin.com, but she is definitely overly naked.
