Courteney Cox is vehemently denying rumors that she's anorexic, insisting that she's just "found her optimum weight".
Which is 81 pounds.
Following the birth of her daughter BoBo (Coco. Whatever.), as well as the phenomenal failure of her movie November, Courteney is said to have gotten as brittle and wee as a tiny reed bending in the autumn wind. However, by way of explanation, she gives a big talk-to-the-hand, saying she'll keep her body the way she damn well likes it, so drop dead: "If I like myself a certain way, I shouldn't have to feel like I'm responsible for anorexia across the country. I have never had any control over what anyone does, in any capacity. If I like myself at this weight, this is what I'm going to be. I don't have an eating disorder. I remember one magazine said: 'Courteney Cox Talks About Her Bulimia.' I didn't even say a word." Well, doy. It's hard to speak over the gagging and the retching and the reverse peristalsis.
Buuuut seriously folks, if you need to elect a poster child for possible eating disorders, Courteney would be pretty far down on the list. After all, just the other day I got a couple splinters in my foot and when I pulled them out, they were actually Nicole Richie and Hilary Duff!
Courteney may be skinny, but she's still got boobies. Check them out at MrSkin.com.
