You know how sometimes, you're dating someone so hot, so breathtakingly gorgeous, so soul-crushingly sexy that you feel compelled to take their genitals for a spin while doing everyday tasks–visiting the ATM, mowing your lawn, filling your tank with gas? Christina Aguilera feels that way about her husband. Only minus the whole "hot, breathtakingly gorgeous, soul-crushingly sexy" aspect.
Much like Eva Longoria, Christina has always been known to cheerfully squeal about her sexuality to anyone who will listen. She toned it down for a spell, but now that she's the lawfully wedded wife of proboscis monkey Jordan Bratman, Xtina seems to feel the need to prove that although she's married, she's still a veritable live wire when it comes to dirty crap. She claims that she and her husband love porking in public places, and most recently, they did it at a "secret celebrity nightspot" in London, saying:
"It was in a specific room. I can't say. I might get the place in trouble."
Bragging about your public sexploit but then, when pressed, saying it occured, "in some room, in some club" is, in a word, weak. And not unlike the guy in your fourth grade class who was like, "Yeah, I have a Lamborghini. I can't drive it to school cuz it's in the shop, though. I fought ninjas once. It was in Iceland, you wouldn't have heard about it."
Christina, bikini, GQ, Pictures.
Naked Christina, minus the Bratman: at MrSkin.com.
