If you were to ask us to make a list of two celebrities we'd want to see together in a sex tape, "Kid Rock and Scott Stapp" would fall somewhere between "Biz Markie and Carol Channing" and "Harvey Weinstein and a bag of fat sucked out of Star Jones's neck". But alas, nightmares have become reality. Safe for work preview after the jump.
Red Light District, the pervs who brought us modern classics like 1 Night in Paris and 1 Night in China, have obtained the rights to a sex tape involving Kid Rock, Creed's fallen messiah/douchmaster general Scott Stapp, and a whole assload of faux-breasted groupies. According to AVN Insider, the video is 45 surely excruciating minutes long and was shot when Rock and Creed toured together around 2000. Although the two musical luminaries do not engage in any sort of sexual hanky-panky together (thank you, sweet Christ), they are heard speaking directly to one another while being serviced. Red Light District president David Joseph told AVN.com:
ìWe obtained the tape from a third party. We havenít decided exactly when weíre releasing it, but look for it in a few months.î
Fleshbot has a PG-rated preview here, for those of you with curious souls and strong digestive systems. No, you don't see any wussrocker ding-dong, but you do have occasion to hear Scott Stapp sigh, "It's good to be king." How bittersweet to see a fallen Christian rocker at his megalomaniacal peak.
