Between losing the Oscar to Hilary Swank, having starred in arguably the most embarrassingly mawkish movie of all time, and editors constantly Photoshopping her body so that it resembles a Real Doll, poor Kate Winslet just can't seem to get a break.
Two years ago, Kate famously got hopping mad after the powers-that-be at British GQ Photoshopped 30 pounds off her voluptuous body. History is repeating itself on the promo posters for her upcoming movie, Romance and Cigarettes–the face looks Kateish, but the body is creaseless, veinless, and frankly, kind of creepy. Image expert (there's such a thing?) Chris Bickmore told the Daily Mail, "Kate has been given a real skin polish, to the extent that there is no detail. There are no lines where her foot and hand bend, no blemishes on her skin anywhere and no veins on her hand. Her legs also appears to have been made slightly slimmer, especially around the knees." And although Kate has spewn forth two children and herself declared her boobs to resemble "the ears off a dog," on the poster her jugs appear to be preternaturally perky, stuck to her chest like two halves of a coconut, even though Kate's lying on her back in the picture.
A spokesman for Icon Films, the distributor of Romance and Cigarettes, grudgingly admitted that Winslet's body had been touched up: "The graphics department have had a bit of a go at the poster–not really altering the image as such, but just giving it a bit more of a gritty feel."
Because nothing says "street" like gravity-defying titties. And Photoshopped knees? Totally in your face!
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