Like a siren's song to an off-course sailor or like a giant syringe full of gelatinous lip chum to Lisa Rinna, Winona Ryder cannot resist the pull of shoplifting. Six full years after her arrest for stealing thousands of dollars worth of designer goods from Saks, Winona has allegedly struck again, this time at a . . . CVS? Says the Daily Mail,
A store employee is quoted as saying: ìWinona had a bag of stuff, but she set off the theft alarm when she left the store. When a security guard stopped her, he found make-up she had not paid for.î And when she was asked about the make-up, Winona answered: ìI donít know how that happened.î The store employee added: ìWe took unpaid items back and she left the store.î
Winonaís publicist at first denied the incident took place. But when told a store employee had confirmed it, said she would check with her again.
Generally, a budding klepto will start with the drugstore gloss slipped up into the sleeve and then move on to the Lanvin scarves from Saks. Winona's moving backwards. Next, she'll get busted nabbing a Watchamacallit from the 7-11 and pennies from the church collection tray.
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She's clearly nuts – look at her eyes.