We seem to be full of hate today. We can’t appreciate Lindsay’s side boob, the idea of Megan Fox in a straitjacket is getting us really excited, and we can’t even work up some enthusiasm over a young actress saying she’ll get naked. Sure, it’s probably because the actress in question is Rumer Willis and not, say, Emma Watson, but still, boobs are boobs, right? Maybe? Rumer says she doesn’t have a no-nudity clause, explaining:
If it’s nudity just because they want you to get naked in a movie, then I’m kind of like, ‘You know what? No.’ But if it’s kind of pivotal, and it helps move the story along, then yeah, sure I’ll do it.
You know what, maybe it’s nothing personal towards Rumer after all. We’ve been burned, man. Burned bad. These days every young actress gets press by telling us how open to nudity she is. And you know what? None of them have the balls to follow through. And we’re sick of it. No more naked shoulder blades in movies! We want boobs! Naked, nipple-flaunting boobs! If you’re not actually showing the good parts on the screen, you are not allowed to tell reporters about your “nude scenes” and how difficult it was to get naked in front of the movie’s crew. When CelebNewsWire is elected president in 2034, that’s the first law we’re passing. All you have to do is send us a million dollars in campaign funds.
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I don’t understand what the fasination is with her…she looks like she was boarded several times with a “fugly” stick!
It may have something to do with the fact that she came out of Demi Moore’s massive bush.
Why is this woman being offered film roles?? Why am I wasting my time reading about her??? She’s ugly, untalented, and is only on these pages cause she won the genetic lottery. Go.Away.Now.
Nothing like the standard “I’ll do it if it’s necessary for the plot.” nonsense to make people hate going to the movies, aside from the usual bull. Personally, I don’t care for this chick and if she went full-on porno, I’d just change the channel to something else. I can think of several actresses I’d rather want naked or even fully clothed than this wannabe. Why can’t some younguns of Hollywood stars just go to college and get a ‘citizen’ job because they know they can’t act or sing or dance or anything else and they don’t want to embarass themselves? It would save us all so much grief later on.
Oh, and where to go to contribute to the campaign fund? (I’m a little short at the moment, though. Bastard boss’s being a pig about giving me my damn vacation pay. This keeps up, there will be lawyers! >:()
She is ugly as hell, and stupid as a pile of bricks. Who care if she’ll do nudity if her face already looks
like an ass. With that chin she looks like John Lithgow.
Hey, Jake, leave John Lithgrow alone. He’s handsome enough. He can get women with his face and personality. It’s Rumer who can’t get anyone with any of her ‘talents’.
see this is the kind of thing that happens because of political correctness. a ceremony every fucking time your child moves on to the next grade. and telling every child that they are special. what the fuck ? u see? we wind up with ugly bitches in hollywood. political correctness didnt allow for demi and bruce to tell their child that some people are ugly and normal. that this world doesnt revovle around the cool crowd. its the ugly ass normal people that do 99.999999999 percent of the things that keep the world as we know it stable. thats why everything is so fucked up right now. no normal people to do the job. everybody is special and that is why u are currentl reading about a bitch with a jaw that could break a diamond talk about how she wants to be naked in her next movie. i do want to see her tits and anything else she is showing but i’ll paste a pic of her mother on the brown bag draped over her head.
I’ll put a pic of Ashton Kutcher on the brown bag draped over her head.
Genetic Lottery my ass. She’s the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore and somehow still came out looking like shit.
Rumor has it that Demi is her mom, I’m guessing from the photo’s that Woody Allen is her dad.