Last month, Dustin Hoffman admitted that he was a horndog sex fiend swinger in the '60s. This revolting revelation seems to have opened a veritable Pandora's Box of all sorts of chilling bedroom admissions from Hoffman. Now, he cheerfully chats to Leno about being a chronic premature ejaculator.
During a recent appearance on The Tonight Show, Hoffman explained himself: "We are all premature ejaculators. It's the way we're built. I mean, we can't help it. It's the DNA. A person of my age becomes a wonderful lover once they reach my age because once a premature ejaculator, always a premature ejaculator — but when you reach my age, it takes about an hour and 20 minutes."
I don't know about you, but I like my Dustin Hoffmans of the sexless variety. I'm not sure if he's trying to reinvent himself as a short, middle-aged Lothario, but I think you'll agree that we all liked him a little better as non-threatening, non-ejaculating, and autistic. Rain Man, come back.
