Here is a celebrity in a see-through skirt.
Note the buttery, silken blonde hair, the toned physique. Gaze with wonder upon the finespun bones in her delicate ankles. Thrill to the buoyant youthfulness of her high-water chair cheeks. Is it Paris Hilton? Tara Reid? Jessica Simpson? No, gentle reader. And the answer as to who exactly this mysterious, shadowy, tight-duffed lady is may surprise you. Unless you're looking at the list of "Related Topics" underneath this entry. Shit! Stop! Oh, you looked. Smooth move, Ex-Lax. The surprise is ruined. Do you also read the last page of a new book first and did you peek in your parents' closet to check out your Christmas presents?
Oh, dip! It's Heather Locklear! She's like 71!
You might be asking yourself, "Why, at the advanced age of 103, does Heather Locklear have such an awesomely taut little morsel of a bum and why, at the advanced age of 103, is she wearing a whisper-thin tank over visible bra straps paired with leopard print heels and a diaphanous Stevie Nicks skirt that does nothing to hide her seamless underwear?" Well, friend, the real question posed here is why aren't YOU wearing such things? Did we just blow your mind?
Get yourself together and look at more pictures of Heather's commendable fashion choices here.
Heather never ages. Go to MrSkin.com and see for yourself, smart guy.
