And speaking of crazy old ladies who talk to dead people, Jennifer Love Hewitt is well on her way to joining Shirley MacLaine in that classification. Just give her a few years to become old and entirely irrelevant (she still has big boobs, so sheís still marginally relevant). Because sheís already crazy and talking to ghosts.
Did you know that Jennifer Love Hewitt has a new TV show? Neither did we. Weíre not old enough to watch CBS yet, so anything that airs on that channel might as well be Matlock to us. JLHís show is called Ghost Whisperer and in it she talks to ghosts. (Perhaps if the ghosts were trapped inside her boobs and she was constantly looking at the ìghostsî and touching them we would tune in, but otherwise we think weíll stick with yet another rerun of Taradise.) But that ainít acting, yíall. She really can talk to ghosts. She even had two of the otherworldly beings living in her house (weíre guessing they were Casper and Booberry) and had to have a ghostbuster pay a visit to get rid of the suckers. At this point we are imagining next summerís big box-office bomb, a remake of Ghostbusters with Jennifer in the Sigourney Weaver role and Jason Biggs and Wilmer Valderrama filling in for Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd. Paris Hilton could even do an update on the Ray Parker Jr. theme song. It couldnít possibly be as bad as Dukes of Hazzard, right?
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