Never one to blaze her own trail, Whitney Houston reaches out a desperate, bony hand and tenuously grasps the coattails of Michael Jackson, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Simpson and joins the hot new celeb craze: hospitalization! Catch the wave!
Whitney "crack is wack!" Houston was rushed to the hospital last night after falling ill (on crack!) on a transatlanic flight from L.A. to Spain (on crack!). She was said to be suffering from a case of food poisoning (aka "suffering from a case of crack") and was taken to a hospital in Paris during a stopover. Whitney began feeling ill on the aircrack–I mean, aircraft–and her spokeswoman gave a statement: "She is doing well. She has gastroenteritis." Which means crackocrackulitis.
Crack!
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