I Wanna Divorce with Somebody

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Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown's divorce has been finalized. It must feel really great to finally be rid of that crazy bitch. Wait, which one are we talking about? It applies to either one, really. Anyway, the real victim here, Bobbi Kristina, will stay with her mother. TMZ reports:

It's pretty much all over — including the crying — for Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown's marriage.

An Orange County judge granted Houston a divorce yesterday, and sole custody of their 14-year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina. In the ten-minute hearing, Judge Franz Miller ruled that the divorce would become final on April 24.

In court, Houston testified, as the AP reports, that Brown was an unreliable father. "If he says he's going to come, sometimes he does. Usually he doesn't," she told the judge.

Houston wept as the decision was announced, and did not talk to reporters afterwards. Brown didn't show up for the hearing. The couple has been married since 1992, and Houston filed for a legal separation last September. Brown's attorney says he will seek to overturn the judge's ruling.

That must have been a really tough decision for the judge to make. "Should the girl go to the crazy crackhead or the other crazy crackhead?" In the end the only choice was the crackhead who seems to not want to be a crackhead anymore, who just so happens to be the one who has not been repeatedly arrested for not taking care of/paying for his other kids. A good choice really.

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