Where them nipples at, where they at, where they at, where they at?

Have we mentioned that we love Rihanna? Maybe? Just once? And have we maybe, possibly mentioned that one of the reasons that we love her is because she’s obviously some sort of alien/borg/lady version of all of Schwarzenegger’s early ’80s characters? Good. Glad we covered that. But now she’s added a new element to her persona: topless rogue soldier who rules the desert with nipple tape, porcupine shoulders, and a general bad-assedness. Basically, whatever happens in the 2010s, whether the world goes to shit and gets taken over by computers and robots or the world goes to shit and America becomes a desert police state, RiRi will be our queen. (Rihanna’s “Hard” video via Popeater)

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