You know the things you would do to Angelina Jolie if you ever found her lunching at the Cracker Barrel down the street from the factory where you work? If you were a Jennifer Aniston fan you'd want to smear mashed potatoes in her face and give her a good spanking. Actually that's probably not far off from what you were thinking.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were enjoying a night away from their little charity projects, Maddox and Zahara, at a Berlin restaurant when they were confronted by a woman who feels a deep personal attachment to Rachel Green. According to the oracle FemaleFirst:
"The loved-up pair were dining at Berlin's Nola restaurant when a woman stormed in and screamed: 'Where is that home-wrecking Angelina?' The crazed fan–dressed in a Friends T-shirt–spotted the Hollywood couple and attempted to slap Angelina. Fortunately the Tomb Raider star's bodyguards stepped in and held the American woman back while the pair headed for their waiting car. A source is quoted in Britain's Daily Star newspaper as saying: 'Angelina had taken her adopted kids Maddox and Zahara to Berlin. It's lucky she left them with a carer. The mentally unbalanced American had obviously been tipped off that they would be dining at Nola, because she was wearing an Aniston top and was on the look-out for Angelina. Angelina would normally have confronted the woman, but she was petrified because she's carrying her first child and won't risk any harm coming to it.'"
We're surprised the Aniston Army took this long to get organized, but now that they have Brad and Angelina must closely guard their safety. They must learn to employ their peripheral vision, scanning the streets for a Friends logo, Team Aniston T-shirts, or the Rachel haircut. One slip in their surveillance and the homewrecker and the relationship chameleon could be accosted with a sock full of nickels or unsold copies of Along Came Polly. And God forbid the Jolie-Pitt offspring are around when the Aniston Army stages an attack. Those little bastards were just too damn cute for Brad to resist and need a good punch in the face for their part in the dissolution of a marriage.
The homewrecker herself is at MrSkin.com.
So is poor, sad Jen.
And the man who's had them both is at MaleStars.com.
