Eminem is filing for divorce from wife Kim after 82 days of wedded bliss. So, she was his wife, then his ex-wife, then his ex-ex-wife-slash-wife. Now she's his estranged ex-ex-wife, and soon she will be his ex-ex-ex-wife, AKA his ex-wife to the second power.
Just like Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor and Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith before them, Em and Kim decided to give it another go. And just like Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor and Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith before them, they have failed miserably. USA Today has the following statement:
The filing on behalf of Marshall Bruce Mathers III, Eminem's real name, was confirmed by Eminem's publicist, Dennis Dennehy, and two employees of the Macomb County clerk's office. They didn't provide their names, citing an office policy. Dennehy had no other comment Wednesday. The Grammy and Oscar winning rapper and Mathers remarried Jan. 14, a month after the couple announced they were getting back together. Their first marriage ended after two-plus years in October 2001 in an ugly legal fight that included a custody battle over their daughter, Hailie.
Oh, and no pre-nup, neither. Hi, my name is . . . huh? My name is . . . what? My name is (scritcha scratcha) FUCKING DUMBASS.
No, there aren't any pictures of Enimem at MaleStars.com. But you know who is there? Greg Evigan! Which kind of rhymes with Eminem. My Two Dads ruled.
