So if you were to sit down and make out a laundry list of ways to improve Amy Winehouse, what would you include? Cortisone cream would be on there, sure. A new pair of shoes. Fresh ideas for songwriting, that’s a good one. Oh, and not smoking crack. That’d work. But of all the things Amy could do to improve her situation, she picked getting plastic crapbags crammed into her chest cavity, and after the cut, she debuts her fake rack by pulling a Tara Reid.
Earlier this month, it was rumored that Amy got fakies. We didn’t believe it at first, because throughout the impetigo and the domestic violence and the bulimia and the PCP, her boobs are the one (two?) things that have always looked pretty healthy. But her dad confirmed it, according to PopCrunch:
“I don’t know. I didn’t have to pay for it — that’s all I know,” Mitch explained. “Whenever I see her, she says, ‘Dad can you give me a couple of hundred.’ [But] I didn’t have to pay for the boobs. I don’t know.”
Well, happy Halloween, everybody. Slap two bolts on the side of those things and paint ‘em green and you’ve got a real horror fest.
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I think her old boobs were fake too, just not as huge and obvious as theses ones.
She’s got a real Pebbles Flintstone vibe happening here, only with colossal fake tits.
i just became an amy winehouse fan great pics
She needs to get back to St. Lucia and show those babies off.