Another day, another fresh batch of piping hot nip slips fresh out of the red carpet oven and onto our waiting desks. Up today: steaming, tasty nipcakes from Sienna Miller and Katie Holmes. Eat up!
Our pervy pals over at Drunken Stepfather bring you these lovely photos of Jude Law's humpbunny, Sienna Miller, with her right-hand mam all hanging out of her dress like a scarlet woman. For shame!
And if that's not enough (and it's probably not, because frankly we Americans don't really give two craps about Sienna Miller and her ugmo bohemian frippery), check out this picture of America's former sweetheart Katie Holmes showing part of her right Dawson's Peak. The photo appears to be pretty old, because it looks like she's still sporting her Chris Klein engagement ring. Whatever, though. A boob's a boob's a boob's a boob. An old nip slip is still a nip slip. A rose is a rose. Etcetera.
Now, far be it from us to stop the sexy avalanche of accidental boob-button pics that come our way, but it might be nice to offer some help to all those wardrobe-challenged actresses out there, what with the corruption of America's youth by tarts like your Lindsays and your Parises, and, well, there's a new Sheriff Pope in town and he's the type of Pope who probably hates nipples. So, let us turn to that pillar of decency and moral virtue, Elizabeth Hurley, for some clothing advice. Liz sez: "It's always been a standard of mine, before I go out, because I like clothes that show the body beautifully. I like clothes to be really safe. I don't like things slipping off or digging in. So I always have a thing – before I go out in an evening dress, I bend down and touch my toes, stand up and wave my arms around and if anything moves I don't wear it . . . I like clothes which absolutely fit beautifully." And if all else fails, remember: duct tape fixes everything, in addition to looking chicly boho.
Sienna Miller. Nude. At MrSkin.com.
Katie Holmes. Also Nude. At MrSkin.com.
