We Look Like a Monkey, and We Smell Like One Too

Hey, everyone! CelebNewsWire turns one today! We'd like to thank you for being there for us through it all. The teething, the colic, the endless dirtying of our diapers, the first smile, the time we rolled over onto our stomachs for the first time (to receive a hearty rogering from Tom Sizemore) . . . We hope you'll stick with us through our terrible twos. We promise that your name will be our first word, that we won't throw too many tantrums, and that we'll give the site a nice makeover that includes a MIDI version of "Blame It on the Rain" and dancing Grateful Bears .gifs on the homepage.

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