Be warned: If you are at the store stocking up on organic milk and humanely killed broccoli stalks and you see Jessica Simpson putting a dairy-free burrito into her cart, do not speak to her. Do not even look at her. Or she'll cut you. Or maybe sing into your ear. Which would probably be worse.
People magazine took time out from bringing you the harrowing story of a woman completely made of torso and her miracle baby to give us an update on Jessica Simpson's Santa Fe adventures:
"Before shopping at Wild Oats organic food market, the actress (who's been in New Mexico filming her role as a Wal-Mart cashier in Employee of the Month) called ahead to let management know she was coming. Store employees were asked not to approach her and were told to make sure she wasn't bothered while making her selections. And while she was there, her entourage surrounded her so that she could stroll through the store without being approached."
Here's what we don't understand: Girl's got an entourage. Why does she need to even go to the effin' grocery store? She could stay home and watch a Trick My Truck marathon on CMT or bathe herself in Evian or something and let her underlings fetch her 100% unbleached tampons for her.
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