Last night, we watched the VMA awards. Also fondly known as The MySpace Grammies. Lots of crazy things happened! Pink lipsynched while flipping around on a trapeze wearing a jester costume and a tit sticker. Lil Mama rushed the stage during Jay-Z’s performance. Eminem didn’t seem to get mad at any puppets or testicles. Russell Brand got flabby and said “Kristen Ca-VALERIE”. Lady Gaga arrived with Kermit the Frog, changed her outfit eight times, and bled from her chits onstage. But the most notable thing was that Kanye West pulled down his pants and made B.M. all over Taylor Swift‘s teenage dreams when he stormed the stage during her acceptance speech for Best Female Video.
Later, Beyonce won the award for Video of the Year and invited Taylor Swift onstage to “have her moment”. And Kanye was asked to leave the building, did so, and then wrote a caps lock apology on his blog, which he’s since taken down. We’re skeptics and frankly we’re not sure if the whole thing was a stunt in the vein of Eminem-Bruno’s nuts, but as a possible explanation, Kanye was seen stumbling around with a bottle of Hennessy before the incident. God, he is just such a badass! So in my face. You can tell by the fact that he is wearing sunglasses indoors and has one flap of his leather chemise tucked and one untucked. Society just can’t rein him in!
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meh says Kanye should have waited until AFTER the show to get his drink on.
Everyone can have their own opinion, but his momma should come back from the grave and smack the hell out of him.
Oh, and meh also says….
VIDEO FAIL!
Better now, meh?
this is what passes for celebrity nowadays? they should have done to that rascist talentless hack what would have happened to a non “celebrity” pulling that shit. taylor swift is highly overrated but at least she can actually be called a singer or musician. west is a joke. oh and gaga has a nice body and nice tits but madonna did it 1st and better and no one wants to see even her doiing that now. hey gaga why dont you gogo. away. forever. and take that putz kanye with you.
I understand what he’s going through. I feel compelled to interrupt awards ceremonies when I drink cognac too.
Y’know, I miss the old days when the VMAs actually meant something. Come to think of it, I miss the old days when MTV actually aired something that was watchable along with videos. Might as well pull the plug on the sucker and let YouTube take over. At least those guys bother to show music videos the way they were meant to be.
As for Kanye West,…you blew it, fool! Nuff Said.
When Katy Perry came out in the beginning, I saw a pretty nice Camel Toe.
meh thanks CNW admin for…
OH GET OFF THE FN STAGE KANYE! You’re NOT interrupting my post!!