Why are celebrities all so frighteningly thin, their razorlike bones protruding like CGI Gollum? It’s because when they give in and eat, someone takes a picture and then posts it on the internet so everyone can point and laugh at their slovenly baseness and feel better about our own repulsiveness. Like this delightful series of Vince Vaughn shoving a hot dog in his maw. Haw haw! Look at Mr. Hollywood Big Shot Moneybags all covered in mustard and snorting like a hog! Lookit him, masticating and swallowing and digesting like the rest of us rubes! Not looking so fancy pants now, huh, your highness?
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I feel sorry for him… it was a Canadian Moosedog!