You may not know FHM model Vida Guerra's name or her face, but chances are, you know her keister. Her ass is like the Taj Mahal of asses. Her ass is the Mona Lisa of asses in a sea of Bob Ross-ian winter mountain scene asses. If fame were based solely on posterior power, Vida's ass would be starring in movies with Tom Cruise and opening its own restaurant in Miami. At any rate, you can see more of this staggeringly succulent sitter, along with her other nudie bits, via–you guessed it–hacked cell phone pics (catch the fever! Sex tapes are sooooo 2004).
Paris's topless lezzie-bean antics were entertaining enough, and Fred Durst's sex tape had a certain rubberneck-y repellant charm, and Pat O'Brien's phone messages were . . . well, those were just plain revolting. But these pictures, friends, these pictures take the hacked photo medium to a whole new level. A whole new level of smuttiness! Delicious, delicious smuttiness.
Oh, and those pictures are most definitely NOT work-safe. But you probably already found that out when you clicked on them while your Pentcostal boss walked by.
