Tom Cruise's dastardly plan to make Katie Holmes crack so he can hide her away in a state-run mental facility has finally been uncovered: Confuse her on the subject of caloric intake! One day she'll be with Tom, watching him pack in about 4000 calories with bag after bag of jalepeno Krunchers; the next she'll watch Victoria Beckham splurge on half a spicy tuna roll and have to replace a week's worth of Barney's visits with trips to the gym. It can't fail!
Page Six brings Nicole Richie wannabes this story packed with helpful slimming tips:
NO wonder Katie Holmes had to take a break from her new best friend, Victoria Beckham – she was starving. The super-skinny soccer wife had been helping Holmes lose her baby weight, but it seems Beckham's dietary rules were too much. A spy said, "Victoria maintains her tiny frame because she only permits herself to snack – not eat – on edamame, pretzels and occasionally sushi." Beckham also is a Diet Coke fanatic and told pals she hasn't drunk water in years because she "hates the taste."
Frankly we're shocked that Posh would consume the empty calories contained in pretzels. Doesn't she know they turn directly into ass fat? We would be concerned about Victoria's health, but we hear that her one meal-time indulgence–pure baby's blood–contains all the iron, calcium, B vitamins, and protein one could ever need.
Tom can't stop Katie from being naked at MrSkin.com.
And your girl Posh looks good there too.
