We know that Victoria Beckham is not going to tip over anytime soon from the immense knowledge she's carrying around in her brain. We don't exactly see her getting invited to the World Economic Forum to share her views on the Kuznets curve. But we do enjoy hearing her speak every once in a while. She's like one of those dolls where you pull the string and they say something stupid, like, "Daisy wants dolly." Only Posh has a much larger store of one-liners.
Tom Cruise has told us that Victoria Beckham is a comic genius, but we weren't sure if he meant in the Jessica Simpson chicken-or-fish vein or something a little more cerebral. Perhaps her upcoming reality show will prove her Red Buttons-like qualities, but until then we've got random quotes. Yea for random quotes! Vicky B told The Mirror:
"I was at a party the other day when Tom Hanks came bounding over."He said, 'I'm so thrilled you and David are coming over. I'm going to get a season ticket to watch LA Galaxy now'.
"All the time he was talking I was just thinking, 'It's Forrest Gump! And he knows who I am!'
We're assuming that Victoria doesn't know the real names of anyone in Hollywood and after a hard day of shopping at Barney's she'll come home and gush to David, "Today I saw Frodo and Erin Brockovich and Spider-Man. I had so much fun! Oh, and Jerry Maguire and Joey Potter invited us to the Celebrity Centre for some auditing and mini-golf!"
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