Victoria Beckham's Scuds Are Now Bottle Rockets

poshtitties.jpgThere are only a few things in this world we can count on. Everyone dies, a Shania Twain song will invariably be playing every time you set foot in a Village Discount Outlet in the greater Chicagoland area, and Victoria Beckham will always have the kind of shelf-solid tit implants you can display pottery and knick-knacks upon. So our entire world has gone topsy turvy today with the news that the freakiest Spice Girl had her tits downsized. A "source" tells The Sun:

"Victoria has wanted her implants taken out for a while. She felt that was part of her old image – the big hair, big boobs, fake tan – and that she has moved on since those days. She had the op three weeks ago and is very pleased with the results. After the op she came to London for business then went to France to heal properly in private.î

We're excited to see Posh with a more natural look. However, "more natural" for her would mean going from half casaba melons inside her chest cavity to subcutaneous cannonballs. Posh, we don't even know you anymore.

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Bobby Weird June 17, 2009 at 11:14 am

I think she took out the old ones because Beckham ran out of soccer balls with which to practice nude head-butting.

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