High School Boobsical

vanessa-hudgens-and-a-bird.jpgIn your opinion, what has been the single greatest performance given in front of a camera by Vanessa Hudgens? Was it her harrowing, raw turn as a young urchin on The Suite Life of Zack and Cody? Or perhaps her work as a struggling musician named Sa5m (not a typo) in BandSlam? Frankly, our favorite is the time she showed her clam in that leaked nude pic so we welcome the sequel that’s hit the internet today. Oh sure, people say that a sequel can never be as good as the original–look at Godfather III, they say, or look at The Matrix Reloaded–but we don’t know. The 2007 nude did have cooch, but we think the 2009 follow-up really shows range and depth of emotion. Range and depth of emotion of her hooters.

We’re pretty sure Vanessa’s boyfriend Zac Efron was pretty excited when he saw these pictures. Because he was all, “Wow, that foundation really DOES conceal large pores! Eeeeee!”

UPDATE: We’re scaredy cats, espeically when it comes to men in expensive suits, so we crumbled and took the pics down. Our homies over at Yeeeah! have bigger balls than us and kept them up though, so see ‘em there while you can.

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WeirdArchives August 5, 2009 at 6:47 pm

CHRIST! Did this woman learn the first time? If she’s trying out for PLAYBOY, I think she’s going at it the wrong friggin’ way!

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Christopher Kowalsky August 5, 2009 at 10:08 pm

I love to think that these are really Vanessa Hudgens nude pictures, but why do I get a bad feeling that they may not be her? Has anybody actually confirmed if they’re really her or not? I don’t wish to dash anybody’s prospects of a nude Hudgens, of course. God, I love seeing her naked too, but I would hate to get all worked up over nothing, if you know what I mean.

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Robbie August 6, 2009 at 11:10 am

Hey, nice puffies are nice puffies. And really, when does topless equate “illegal kiddie porn”?

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