Jean-Claude Van Damme asserts that he's no mere mortal in the sack, no sir. Rest assured, Van Damme fan, the man himself asserts he's a "superhero" in the boudoir.
JCVD explains: "It's not true that the potency of a man decreases if he has a tough physical training regime every day. I can tell you that from my own experiences. When I get back home every day I am my wife's superhero in bed." Thank God! To think of all the nights we've tossed and turned in a fit of sleeplessness, gnashing our teeth and pounding the pillow with our fists, screaming to the gods, "What of Jean-Claude Van Damme and his bedroom skills? I mean, can he get a boner even; what's the story?"
Van Damme, Hot Damn!
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