Want Another Foster's, Uncle Jesse? You Got It, Dude!

And today’s winner of the Danny Devito Memorial “Limoncello” Award goes to John Stamos! Congratulations, John! We haven’t seen such fine, well-oiled morning host manhandling and slurring since Ben Affleck in 2004. But what’s more depressing–the fact that he seems honestly earnest about his idea to open a bar catering specifically to Australian “sheilas”, or the fact that he still deems “Kokomo” the apex of his career without a trace of sarcasm?

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