We all know that Tyra Banks doesn't fancy herself a Hollywood glamor girl of the Audrey Hepburn stripe. The only thing that seems to embarrass her is the prospect of a gentleman caller catching her de-wigged bald head. But we never would have guessed that Tyra is so comfortable with herself that she'd stock an emergency change of clothes just in case the toilets were a little too far, she was a little too lazy to get up, and she had a craving to feel a warm squishiness in her drawers. According to Gawker:
Former New York "It" boy and Paper magazine blogger Fabian Basabe writes on his blog today that the supermodel turned TV personality, um, soiled herself at Fashion Week. Basabe was filming an interview in the W suite at the tents, and suddenly a whole cadre of people barged in and kicked him out. The reason? Tyra needed to change her clothes. Because of the incident. Apparently they had a spare change of clothes all lined up which makes him wonder if it's happened before. Obviously we have no real confirmation on this. I'm not really sure if Tyra Banks pooping herself is newsworthy, but maybe Basabe's continued usage of the icky term "messed herself" is? Apologies.
We think we smell a rat, and not feces, here. "Messed herself" does not directly translate to "shat herself." Maybe Tyra was munching on a long john and, upon chomping down, a big glop of custard fell onto one of her knockers and stained her shirt. Or maybe she's been hoarding some of those Olestra chips and decided to binge before her interview, resulting in a nasty bout of anal leakage. Which is not the same thing as shitting yourself. It's like the difference between Hershey's chocolate syrup and a Mr. Goodbar. Totally different.
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I went and read his blog & left a long comment to him about the whole thing. If she really did have a BM in her pants, like I pointed out to F-boy… it is probably because she suffers from IBS-Irritable Bowel Syndrome! This condition can cause accidents to happen and there very well may have been extra clothes on hand for her in case it did happen. How embarassing for her to have this news all over the place & have all sorts of awful comments made over a health problem that already causes her enough pain & trouble. Poor Tyra. I have not seen anyone else comment yet on her IBS…goes to show how much people really research things before they run their mouths.
We still love you , Tyra , you are a class act. You are a courageous woman,that has IBS and you did a wonderful job at informing the public about it. IBS can be cured, if one eliminates wheat, bread , pastas from their diet.Add enzymes, cleanses and use dr. sebi cell cleanses!