This morning, everyone over the age of 15 is jawing about Sacha Baron Cohen's ballbag on Eminem's forehead. And everyone 15 and under? All they care about is ZOMG NEW MOON TRAILER!!!!! RPATTZ N K-STEW TLA!!!!! CULLENZZZ!!!! TEAM EDWARD LION AND LAMB ABSTINENCE!!!!111 Despite the fact that the movie has only been filming for, like, two days, they somehow cobbled together an extended HD trailer that goes a little like this: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart give each other longing looks in the dark, K-Stew gets a papercut that is somehow deep enough to allow blood to pour out of her finger like a spigot, she curls up in the woods, and then Taylor Lautner turns into a Thundercat in mid-air. Seriously, if you're going to rush a trailer, at least try to make the CGI look somewhat presentable. I've doodled more realistic-looking wolves on the cover of my pre-calc notebook under the Slayer logo.
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you should research your facts before you start shooting you mouth off… for a news site your not very well informed… "Despite the fact that the movie has only been filming for, like, two days" They have actually, like, been filming for, like, a while now. And my friends husband would disagree about your 15yrs and younger comment, he loves the movie and the books and can't wait for New Moon… "if you're going to rush a trailer, at least try to make the CGI look somewhat presentable. I've doodled more realistic-looking wolves on the cover of my pre-calc notebook under the Slayer logo." For a minute and a half trailer, it was presented excellently and it is very obvious you know little about the story, and if you feel the CGI looked unpresentable… maybe you should write to someone to inform them that you feel you can do a better job, hell they can use your shitty drawing off your pre-calc notebook for a cheesy youtube spoof, cause I can't imagine you have talent in any category if this is the kind of garbage you write and actually release to the public as "news". I can even appreciate a different opinion then the norm, gives a different take on how you see situations, however if you are going to call yourself a news site, you should make sure you have it RIGHT before you post anything to your site. I have actually found that I can really enjoy reading articles on your website, the sarcasm and whit is amusing, at the same time it is quite sad how much WRONG information comes off of your website. Common sense and intelligence don't always go together but one can only hope that common sense doesn't get completely lost when the other doesn't seem to matter.
TWILIGHT!!!!1111
I defy you to find anyone over the age of 30 who doesn't want to punch Robert Pattinson in the face everytime they show his picture. Unless you're that first poster's friend's gay husband…
Tween-lighters: The new Claymates.
I'm over 30 and I'd punch Robert Pattinson in the face. If by punching him in the face you mean have tons and tons of sex with him.