Yesterday we posted the trailer to the trailer of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. Today, the actual trailer has been released. This looks like a non-stop thrill ride, with Robert Pattinson speaking in hushed tones and Kristen Stewart furrowing her brow and RPattz and Taylor Lautner the werewolf battling for her immortal love. These people are seventeen; they should be administering clunky handjobs and sexting, not promising to protect each other until the end of time. The best part of the trailer is when Opie’s daughter jumps over a ravine to kill Bella and Edward and Bella says, “She’s found us.” I wonder how she found them? Maybe because they live in the same homes in the same small rural town that they always have. I don’t know. I just don’t know.
Eclipse Looks Like a Fun Comedy
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Its simple… they are Mormons thy all go to the same temple!
Or the Elders got their pocket protectors twisted and talked!!!
Another one already? They seem to be out even quicker than Saw sequels…