Travolta: Father of the Year

In other creepy Scientologist news, "actor" John Travolta says that he sleeps all day because that's the only way to avoid fans who recognize him. The CelebNewsWire staff keeps those hours, too, but not to avoid crazed fans. We're just depressed alcoholics!

Travolta explained to Britain's Reader's Digest that, much like vampires and the criminally insane, he sleeps away during healthy daylight hours and wakes at 5 P.M., when the sun goes down, to do "work". He went on to tell the paper that his two young children, 12-year-old Jet and four-year-old Ella, keep the same late-night schedule "half because they like it and half because that's when they get to see Dad. [Wife Kelly Preston] wasn't too fond of it. But she's come around. I feel like as long as they get eight hours sleep, I don't care when they go to bed." Everyone knows there is nothing better for growing children than a lack of daylight, not going to school, and not being able to make friends because, in general, the vast majority of grade-schoolers aren't up playing kickball at 3 A.M.! Good job, Travolta!

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