It's been confirmed (sort of) that Tori Spelling is full of the spawn of Dean McDermott. If the baby is born with half the traits of each parent, we'll expect it to be constructed of plastic molded to nearly resemble actual human body parts and made-for-extended-basic-cable movie credits.
People reports:
Tori Spelling is expecting her first child with actor husband Dean McDermott, sources close to the couple tell PEOPLE.
"They're so excited," a friend of the couple says. "They're so happy."
The Beverly Hills 90210 star is 14 weeks pregnant.
Spelling, 33, and McDermott, 39, wed in Fiji in May. "The feeling is overwhelming," McDermott told PEOPLE at the time. "We're soul mates."
On their nine-day honeymoon in Fiji, "we're going to make a baby," McDermott said. "We want to have nine kids!" Added Spelling, "He likes to play hockey, so we're going to make a hockey team."
Once we got over the ick factor of Tori Spelling talking about "making a baby" we came to the obvious conclusion: Tori and Dean's ultimate goal is a made-for-ESPN remake of Youngblood populated exclusively by their offspring. It will be awhile off, but that will just give Tori ample time for script development.
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