Tori Spelling Has Beautiful Breasts

Back in the David Silver days, we were obsessed with Tori Spelling's truly nature-defying tit tunnel. Did she stick a broomstick in there when it was time to clean the house to keep her hands free to do the dusting? If David stuck his 9021-pole in there before Donna's official deflowering, was she still a virgin? But now those concerns have been surpassed by something much more important: Where in the hell did that boob cave come from? We've noticed the unevenness of her boobal area before, but never has the indentation seemed so pronounced. Does it get deeper with every child she births? Every piece of her soul she sells to reality television? But we guess the better question here is, how can we use this boob cave for our amusement? A game perhaps? How about a variation on the popular party game beer pong? Pontoon pong, we'll call it. Every time a player lodges a ping pong ball in Tori's torso dimple, their opponent must suck out some of Tori's breast milk, directly from the source. We expect Milton Bradley to be calling us any second now.

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