Spelling Spilling from Womb; Campbell Threatens Same

tori_spelling_mimi.jpg'Tis the season for fetii to emerge from their wombs of fame. This past weekend, Jessica Alba grunted and pushed forth little Honor Warren, and yesterday, Tori Spelling made like a hen and laid tiny Stella McDermott. OK! sez:

The former 90210 star gave birth to a daughter on Monday, June 9. Stella Doreen McDermott arrived at 3:13 p.m. PST and weighed 6 lbs 8 oz.

Tori's rep tells OK!, "She's here! She's a healthy baby girl. Tori and baby are resting comfortably."

And in semi-related but way more hilarious and terrifying news, Naomi Campbell says that she's ready to join the infant brigade after recently having a cyst of evil surgically removed from her dastardly ovary. According to Contact Music, Naomi said:

ìNow I can have a child I would like one. Iím even willing to have one without a father. I know that I am ready. I know that with a baby I would change, Iíd calm down."

Either that or the child will mysteriously have a baby monitor-shaped imprint in his smooshy skull after a bout of prolonged squalling.

Tori gets MILFy at MrSkin.com.

Naomi too!

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