Bearding, weeping oral sores, brainwashing at the hands of a dangerous cult . . . all this could have been yours, Kate Bosworth! You coulda been a contendah!
When Tom Cruise sat down with the Big Book O' Babes to pick out a brand new shiny accessory/ladyfriend, it was initially not Katie Holmes who caught his eye, but another Kate–Bosworth. Although Tom's rep/sister claims this is "completely and ≠utterly false information," rumor has it that Bosworth was contacted but was uninterested (maybe at the time she still had her hands full bearding for elf prince Orlando Bloom?). But everything worked out for the best, because Tom met the "exceptional, special, extraordinary" Holmes. In related news, Tom really, really, really wants the world to know (again) just how fiercely and potently heterosexual he is and tells Reader's Digest: "They smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do." Wethinks the lady doth proest too much.
See what Tom did not: Kate Bosworth nude at MrSkin.com.
