Since the release of War of the Worlds, the Tom Cruise CrazyTrain has dramatically slowed. Donít get us wrong; we still read about Tom every damn day, but the stories fall way short of the insanity bar Tommy has set in recent months. So when one Tom Cruise story fails to pack in the batshit oomph, we get a hodgepodge.
First up, Tommyís forty-third birthday, for which he flew three chefs from Rome to Venezuela. Apparently a couple of stuffed-crust pizzas and some cheesy bread arenít good enough for Tomís birthday, so he spent £10,000 to fly his favorite chefs to his shindig. (Weíre lazy and stupid Americans, so donít expect us to know what that means in real money. As far as we know, the Brits buy goods and services with fairy dust and unicorn turds.)
Tom has been engaged to our poor glassy-eyed Joey Potter for almost a month now, and we still havenít been treated to a press conference quicky wedding and published honeymoon humping photos (because that would definitely stop all that Rob Thomas talk, right?). But wedding plans could be underway as we speak, and in upstate New York no less. Tom and Katie reportedly visited the lavish Mirabeau Spa in Skaneateles, New York, recently, possibly scouting locations for the continuance of their contract. But weíve all but given up hope of a TomKat wedding in the coming months; they need to save something for the premier of Mission: Impossible III.
And in our favorite Tom Cruise news of the day, an official boycott of War of the Worlds has begun. MSNBC reports that a petition signed by over 15,000 people has been sent to director Steven Spielberg explaining that they will not be seeing his movie due to the ìabhorrent behavior of Mr. Tom Cruise.î The petition states, ìWe will not be spending our good money to support the ridiculous and potentially dangerous antics of this raving narcissist. We do not want to hear Mr. Cruiseís uneducated and unsubstantiated opinions on medicine and psychiatry. His mean-spirited decision to use Brooke Shields as an example was unforgivable.î Instead, those people will be spending their money on Cinderella Man, because itís a good-hearted family movie and that Russell Crowe seems like such an upstanding gentleman.
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