Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes recently purchased a lavish home in England, but they may have to wait awhile to move in, as the place reeks of feces. So really it's not that different from the CelebNewsWire offices. Except for the whole "lavish home in England" part.
Our own personal Xenu, FemaleFirst, reports:
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' new British love nest is currently inhabitable – because it stinks of sewage.
It appears the newlyweds will not be able to make use of the £2.5 million mansion for a while, as it has been overtaken by unbearable smell, caused by ongoing sewage works.
The appalling stench has been caused by Tom and Katie's neighbours at Dormans Park village emptying their garden drains.
Neighbour Emma Tanning told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "The pong is absolutely putrid when the cesspits are being emptied. If Tom moves in before the work is completed it won't be smelling very pretty. I don't think Katie will be happy."
The works are expected to carry into the New Year.
Surrey District councillor Robert Bisset admitted: "Dormans Park is a real mess. They are in the process of putting in sewers but it's a big job."
Tom and Katie – who are currently honeymooning on a yacht in the Maldives – bought the six-bedroom property so they could visit the British Scientology headquarters Saint Hill Castle, which is just 3 kilometres away.
We think we've cracked this one, folks: Katie Holmes has recently become so attached to replacement Poshbot Brooke Shields that the two just had to buy adjoining English estates. And Brooke, never one to keep baby stools and poopy diapers in their proper place, has taken to filling up the Cruise/Holmes foyer with her discarded nappies. All that pishposh about "pong" and "cesspits" is just to throw us Yanks off her trail.
Katie shows her poop at MrSkin.com.
And Tom can be found at MaleStars.com.
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