When Tom Cruise was a teenager he used to accept rides from desperate men willing to pay to gets their willies wet. He claims there were female prostitutes involved and he was just an innocent passenger, but we think it's a cover up. In the coming weeks look for a leaked photograph of a young Tom on the side of the freeway in the backseat of a car with a tranny and dude from Jersey.
Tom took a break from relaying the incredible, indescribable experience of seeing a Scientology reproductive slave deep in the Celebrity Center basement crap out his first "biological" child to tell Britain's Sunday Times about his hitchhiking past.
There were prostitutes, who used to be around the tunnel, who knew me. They'd see me and they'd go, "Look, I'll pick up a john and you jump in." So I'd ride through the tunnel to New Jersey. The driver's a little like, "What's this guy doing in the back seat?" But he saw I'm just this 18-year-old kid. I didn't look dangerous. And they didn't do anything sexual in front of me. I'd get out in New Jersey and say, "Thank you very much." Then I'd hitchhike home.
We're going to focus on a few select words from that quote: john, jump, ride, tunnel, back seat, sexual, "Thank you very much," home. We're not quite sure what this all adds up to, but we think this might be a start to breaking his super mindfuck code: A john jumped on Tom for a ride in his back seat tunnel (and we're not saying that means anything sexual), then Tom said, "Thank you very much" and went home. That sounds way more plausible than Tom's version of the story.
Tom Cruise and his back seat are at MaleStars.com.
