Kanye: See, it's shaped something like this . . .
Tom: I got that part, what I don't understand is where exactly the penis goes.
Katie: (to herself through gritted teeth) If this fucking midget doesn't let go of my hand I'm going to bite those jagass sunglasses right off his face. His hands are always slimy, it's so gross. Gawd, I can't take this anymore. I just gave fake birth, like, two weeks ago, and then he locked me in that room and made me read all of L. Ron's books AGAIN and now I have to be here and pretend that I don't want to gnaw off both of his arms and then beat him to death with them. I swear to God I've got to get out of here. I wonder if Chris Klein would take me back. Even he's better than this a-hole.
Katie: I'm going to take all of your money. And if you had a soul, I'd take that too. I'm in charge now, bitch, and don't you forget it.
Tom-free Katie is at MrSkin.com.
And as always Tom Cruise is at MaleStars.com.
