Our cherished friend, Femalefirst.com, lets loose with a real corker today. It appears that they gave a special treat of PBR and pot brownies to the chimpanzee they employ to write copy, prompting the clever little beast to drunkenly amble over to his laptop and bang out the golden headline: "Hugh Breasts Are Just Julia Roberts One Complaint About Motherhood".
We excitedly hoped this had something to do with Hugh Grant attempting to nurse Julia's new babies at his man-teats, but after whipping out our decoder rings, we discovered that wasn't the case. Turns out that Julia's just bummed that her jugs have swollen to zeppelin-sized proportions since crapping out her festively-named twins, Hazel and Phinnaeus. Her appearance at Sunday's Oscars ceremony was her first since becoming a mother, and she told a reporter that the size of her cans was "no laughing matter . . . It's the only dress brave enough to hold in my breast line."
See Julia Roberts at MrSkin.com
