Being highly paid and highly sought-after professional celebrity nip slip archivists, we often come in to work to find our desks literally buried under nipples. And what can you do but toss back that cup o' joe, loosen your tie and roll up your shirtsleeves, and get down to business sorting the wheat from the chaff? Oh, this job ain't all roses and rainbows, kids. She can be a cruel and unforgiving mistress, nip slip archival. For every Keira Knightley or Lindsay Lohan, one must pick through a thousand (recent) Goldie Hawns and Melanie Griffiths. But every once in a while, a banner day–like today–occurs, and we get an Angela Lindvall and a Rachel McAdams. And that makes everything worth it.
You're probably wondering, who's Angela Lindvall? Well, you ignorant foo', Angela Lindvall is a former top fashion model. That means she's good-looking. You can see her left knocker knob here, and you can see her in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, a movie in which she plays a character named "Flicka", which is what one might joyfully do to that nip. See how everything wrapped up so nicely right there?
Now, you know who Rachel McAdams is, we're sure. She's the head mean girl of Mean Girls, the gal in that sappy movie The Notebook, the girl who fired her publicist the other day when she found out she was going to have to rub handsome jumblies with Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson. Well, that was dumb, since she's giving it out for free in these pictures. You might think that rosy papillae mammae was Photoshopped in because it's perched so curiously high up on her boob, but you're just a close-minded nip perfectionist. Don't judge. Don't judge.
Yes, we have more bananas . . . from Rachel McAdams . . . at MrSkin.com.
And you can check out Angela Lindvalls's Nude Review while you're there.
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