We recently posted about Justin Timberlake, a man whose nose and chin are just inches away from touching, thwarting the charms of the round-rumped, pillow-lipped Jessica Biel, and refusing to entertain her while on tour in Europe. But that was a full five days ago. Things change. Boners yearn for the warm caress of 7th Heaven stars. According to People:
Biel, 25, arrived in Amsterdam Sunday evening, and she and Timberlake, 26, holed up in The Dylan, a romantic five-star hotel.
On Monday, they arrived in Stockholm. That evening, the pair – with a 13-member entourage – ate at Stockholm's Beirut CafÈ, a Lebanese restaurant. "They seemed like an ordinary couple in love," owner Elias Karroum tells PEOPLE. "They were very sweet."
Adds Karroum: "They also tried to smoke a water pipe with apple-flavored tobacco. They said they'd tried it before, but we had to show them how to do it properly."
Haw, Timberlake is whipped by bountiful buns. "I have to concentrate on my music! My tour is so important! Waaaah, I want to touch a butt." And double haw on the "apple-flavored tobacco". Yeah, they were just having a dry run for later, when they'd smoke the fat doobs they bought in Amsterdam. Do you like our appropriation of the term "fat doobs"? We are down with the youth of today. Right, shorties? Do I make you horny, baby? Whazzzzap.
Biel, Biel Biel. Fly to the ends of the earth for her, or just look at her at MrSkin.com.
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