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The guy who lived down the street when you were a kid and watered his lawn with Sprite in February and tried to give out still-frozen Steak-Umms on Halloween has nothing on Tila Tequila, crazy-wise. On Friday, she took to her Platform of Lunacy (Twitter) and began insinuating that the father of her “baby” is rapper The Game. This comes after she said her impregnator was a war hero/Swedish/blonde/of mixed race/in the entertainment industry. And even though this alleged fetus is still a clump of cells yet to develop a nose or anything, Tila began playing the deadbeat dad card:

GAME IS THE MOST TALKED ABOUT HIP HOP ARTIST IN BLOGS TODAY! WHY? CUZ HE HAS GOOD MUSIC? NOPE! CUZ HE IS ASSOCIATED TO TILA TEQUILA! PUNK!

I CAN STILL ABORT MY BABY IF I WANT TO, SINCE GAME IS NOT GOING TO STEP IT UP & TAKE HIS RESPONSIBILITY, BUT I AM NOT GOING TO KILL MY BABY!

GAME = DEADBEAT DAD. Just wait. 9 months from now I’m gonna take the paternity test to PROVE it! Game just fucked himself.

Ah, the tender rantings of a glowing expectant mother! Yesterday, she bleated/Tweeted:

Ok I will adopt 2 children from HAITI….I’m going to try to do that ASAP! Those poor babies! Mommy is coming to rescue u my Angels! xoxox.

I am going to have 2 biological babies of my own, then adopt 3 other babies who need a home! TILA FOR PRESIDENT!!!! For real. I LOVE TO LOVE.

We’re sure right now the Haitian government is looking at Tila’s background check of titty pictures and claims that she’s an angel who’s under fire from the government for exposing their secrets and admiring her adoption application, which is a macaroni and dried bean collage.

UPDATE: Holy crackers, she quit Twitter, saying

Twitter, by FAR as THE MOST HATEFUL, DEVIL WORSHIPPERS, RACIST, AND VIOLENT COMMUNITY THAT I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED! TWITTER IS BAD . . . My true fans know where to find me.

In a K-hole?

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