The orange sun sets slowly on the Hollywood horizon. A coyote howls mournfully in the distance. As the dust blows hither and yon, we hear the soft clank of spurs. Closer and closer, the bitter foes step towards each other. At one end, Nicky Hilton and her sidekick, Bijou “Tex” Phillips. On the other, Tila Tequila and a passel of half senile dogs. Only one can emerge the victor. E! Online reports a squabble over Casey Johnson‘s dogs following her death.
Tila Tequila, aka the late heiress’s nominal fiancée, called police to her Los Angeles home today after longtime Johnson pals Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips showed up there to retrieve Johnson’s dogs and some belongings on behalf of her family.
But when Tequila refused, things got ugly.
Two LAPD squad cars arrived at the home after a call was placed around 2 p.m., according to department spokeswoman Officer Rosario Herrera. Herrera says there was a “verbal dispute.”
The officers quickly became referees and restored order. Tequila wheeled out a rack of clothing that included fur coats and a Christmas blanket. Both little dogs, who had been locked in a bedroom, were also handed over, as were some bathroom products and packages of insulin.
After the exchange, Tequila told the press, “They don’t care about the dogs. They are putting them to sleep to bury with Casey.” When asked if they were going to put down the animals, Phillips simply said, “No.”
Tila is devasted. Just jerkin’, she’s still using the opportunity to plug her pay per view tittie blog via Twitter:
4 people telling me how I am supposed to “grieve” do I tell U how to take a shit and wipe? No. So STFU. Im here for fans only biatch! POW
Its hard for me to sleep alone at night now but I feel calm in knowing that my Wifey is in Heaven Taking care of my Son Jayden now… <3
We used to tweet each other while laying right next to each other in our bedroom. But now I tweet alone.. unbearable pain.
Actually, tomorrow I am going to CELEBRATE LIFE! I will be going LIVE ON WEBCAM at TilasHotSpotDating.com at 5pm PST! BE THERE! =)
The image of “tweeting alone” is a depressing one. So lonesome. Almost as depressing as the idea of tweeting next to your fiancee. Who is Tila Tequila.
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Someone should tweet back and tell her to just STFU and wipe and either do something REAL with h er life ar chunk it and go all PORN STAR like she toys with…
I’m just blocking her, Hoss. I have no time for that kind of horseshit. I have enough problems with police as it is. (Don’t ask, though it’s not illegal. Just simple playful harassment.)
Shoot, I’ve just blocked that crazy woman. Her and Lindsay Lohan. I ain’t dealing with no craziness unless I’m doing the deed, thank you very much.
Oh, and thanks for letting me follow you guys at CelebNewsWire and vice versa. Hope I can amuse y’all on Twitter as I do here. (Least I hope I’m amusing you. I can’t tell sometimes.)
http://www.twitter.com/WeirdArchives, in case anyone wants to follow me…though I don’t know why. (www.twitter.com/PointOfLocation is my micro-fiction thingy. Not much good material yet, but I’m working on it.)