Tiger Woods‘s mistresses are coming out of the woodwork and there are so many of them, he could stack them up and build things out of them. A veritable Stonehenge of hoes. The latest to come forward is softcore star Holly Sampson, but here’s a handy study guide featuring all of Tiger’s tails.
1. Rachel Uchitel – apparently the cause of The Accident.
2. Jaimee Grubbs – she was on Tool Academy. Looks like she found herself another tool.
3. Kalika Moquin – manages a nightclub in Las Vegas. Her name sounds like a specialty bean at Intelligentsia.
4. Jamie Jungers – a cocktail waitress. Ha ha, cock. Ha ha, tail. Ha ha ha.
5. Mindy Lawton – A Perkins waitress. Can you blame him? Their peach pies are g.d. good. Her sister says: “I saw the texts he sent her. One of them said he was dreaming of being inside of her. Another said, ‘Do you want to get laid?’ It was crude. There was no mention of love.”
6. Cori Rist – she is a “Manhattan clubgoer”. Is that a real job? Cool, then I’m a “Chicago Hoarders-watcher”.
7. Holly Sampson – softcore/porn star, nude model and, according to some sources, a high-priced call lady (Google her name + “escort”).
Tiger’s wife Elin Nordengren will also be pleased to hear that he didn’t use rubbers with Grubbs and Lawton. US Weekly reports:
“He didn’t use a condom,” says Grubbs, who adds that Woods also didn’t ask if she was on birth control, either. “It wasn’t even discussed. He just never used one.”
Apparently, he also didn’t use condoms while bedding 33-year-old restaurant manager Mindy Lawton, according to Lawton’s sister, Lynn. “She said he never wore condoms,” Lynn told British tabloid, News of the World. “I was so worried she might catch a disease, especially as we suspected he was promiscuous.”
Jesus, ladies! Don’t trust a guy to not get you pregnant. Especially when the guy’s job is to hit egg-sized spheres half a mile into a hole smaller than a baby’s mouth.
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Oh, mother! This guy just doesn’t know WHEN to quit and even exercise good judgment. If you’re going to go whore-dogging, wear protection. Every pimp in the Quarter knows this, even if they don’t know the Safe Word. Jesus!
I heard that Tiger Woods was actually linked to NINE women and not seven. Either way, this man sure gets around, huh? It’s the money, it must be the money.
What’s the big deal? Tiger’s used to playing 18 holes ! LOL
well yeah it’s all about the money..women playing with him because of the money they could get..and he still just a guy…but now he is getting back on his family..and its very good….you can check out for this video…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBB4x8GYxsU