Jessica Simpson is reportedly addicted to flirting online, via a fake MySpace profile. Also, Jessica has met the man of her dreams on the networking site. He's knowledgable, prolific, All-American, and friendly. Although the pair have yet to meet "IRL", Jessica is confident that she's found The One in her new e-boyfriend . . . Tom!
Lady Love has not been heaping good fortune upon our downtrodden Simpson lately. After her divorce from Nick Lachey and subsequent PR stunt relationship with craprocker John Mayer, Jessica has found that her body may be a wonderland, but her crotch is an arid wasteland full of tumbleweeds and the mournful cries of the lonesome coyote. To alleviate some of the lonelieness, she's turned to the place made for teens with low self-esteem, MySpace! A source is quoted as saying:
"After she split up with John she set up a MySpace page to meet new people. She did it in a fake name but got really into it. She's totally addicted. Whenever she's at home, she's on her laptop . . . Jessica loves the idea she can use the internet to look for a man who's interested in her personality. She pretends to be this shy Texan girl."
A shy Texas girl around age 14? With a patented downblouse cleavage shot via digital camera in the bathroom? Yes, indeed, Jessica, that right there is a recipe for romance. See you on "To Catch a Predator"!
Hey! Be our MySpace friend!
More Jessica on the internet: at MrSkin.com.
